Ahoy, meowty! If cats were pirates, they’d be the fluffiest swashbucklers to ever sail the seven seas. Forget parrots on shoulders. These purrates demand extra tuna rations and a treasure chest filled with catnip. With their eye for shiny things, your jewelry box would be plundered faster than you can say “meowty mutiny.”
Naturally, cats already have the cattitude required for piracy. They strut across the deck (or your living room floor) with tails held high, claiming every cushion, chair, and counter as their personal territory. A cardboard box instantly transforms into a pirate ship, and don’t even try to move them. There’ll be clawsome consequences.
And what about the classic pirate eye patch? Cats have that covered too. Just one squinty glare from a feline first mate is enough to send any hooman scurrying to swab the deck (or clean the litter box). Their meowgnificent mission? To claim every lap as their throne and every snack as their spoils.
So beware, ye landlubbers. Purrates rule the seas, one paw at a time.
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