Thousands of male tarantulas are expected to emerge across several south and midwestern states in search of mates, with experts recommending giving them space if encountered. What do you think?
“Don’t bother, the tarantulas here are all really stuck up.”
Humberto Cintora, Fluency Tester
“And how many of them are actually looking to settle down?”
Bryan Walper, Truffle Salter
“Get in line, bozos.”
Poppy Hillman, Curb Painter