This masterpiece of a counterfeit included mismatched fonts, a signature that screamed fake, and references to an agreement from two years ago. A stroke of brilliance, really.
It’s moments like these that remind us why landlords are so vital. Who else would have the audacity to escalate disputes into creative crime scenes? Now the tenants, loyal subjects that they are, must involve the police, a fitting end for a lord of the land whose rule has transitioned from negligence to outright scam.