There are certain things us hoomans are just not meant to understand. The first is the stock market (literally who understands this even one tiny bit), the second is airline ticket prices (why are they more expensive on one day and then half price on the next), and the third is the Cat Distribution System. These things are all bigger than us, controlled by a universal force that cannot be comprehended by the hooman brain. All we know is that when the CDS decides it’s your time, you will be presented with a cat to take home.
You might get an orange cat, a standard issue kitten, or, if you’re lucky, a rare and unique cat like the one in this post below. On the outside, she may look quite normal, but as soon as she unfurls her ameowzingly long, fluffy tail, you realize that this princess was never meant for life on teh streets. Now she’s safely snuggled next to her hoomans in her new home, and we couldn’t be happier for her.