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Employee in a heavily downsized department get an end-of-year “bonus” in the form of a $5 Dunkin gift card from their boss’s pocket: ‘We...

End-of-year bonus season, just like the holiday season, arrives like a Hallmark movie, only this one is written by HR. Supposed to be magical. Mostly just paper plates and...

Report: Electric Guitar Means This Likely Not Your Mother’s ‘Jingle Bells’

ST. PAUL, MN—Noting that the traditional carol had undergone an unmistakably hardcore sonic shift, a new report published Tuesday found that the presence of an electric guitar means you...

My Dog: The Paradox – Film premiere

When: Friday, February 13th, 2026, 7:00pm Where: Newmark Theater, Portland OR Price: $25.00 Buy Tickets Now I’m excited to announce the premiere of my first animated short film, My Dog: The Paradox....

Anonymice – The Daily WTF

Three blind anonymice are unbothered by the gathering dark as we approach the winter solstice. Those of you...

Where am I? – The Bloggess

I was going to write a real post today but I ran out of time and it’s late so instead I’m going to just share the substack letter I...

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Why west Cornwall is the perfect place to mark the winter solstice | Cornwall holidays

The light is fading fast as I stand inside Tregeseal stone circle near St Just. The granite stones of the circle are luminous in...

Sarah Jessica Parker Dresses Up With Google Try On

While we all may have very clear visions of Carrie Bradshaw running around Manhattan in Manolo Blahnik heels and spending hours playing dress up...

Making Up The Star of *Emilia Pérez*

Makeup artist Vincent Oquendo is pretty sure he and hairstylist Marc Mena manifested working with actress Karla Sofía Gascón, the star of this year’s...

669: Ternus, Take the Wheel

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